I wanna kiss her mom just for having this daughter

happy-mess760:

Excuse me miss I don’t mean to come across strong but I’ve been waitin’ a while and you’ve been taking too long…

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myfirstpubichair:

parent: WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE WEED IN THIS ROOM

me: image

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imsoshive:

Me: *posts selfie*

Y’all:

image

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ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

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goddess3:

So I think I start my official quest for a new fuckbuddy today.
The guy I’m fucking now has decided to “withhold sex because I don’t deserve it” yea, this isn’t kindergarten and he is so not the type of guy to be pulling that shit.
I’m 22 years old and ain’t nobody got time for dat.

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dutch-pharaoh:

dependsoncontext:

fuking-homestuck:

j-z-millier:

louxisalhama:

spaceisforlovers:

jethroq:

danadelions:

ja ja ja ja ja
a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???

you decide

Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next

polish person trying to get themself noticed

portuguese person trying to hush other people

Chinese person trying to do calculations

swedish person wanting to get out of a conversation

Language is beautiful

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queenofbeerss:

sunlight-inmygrowing:

sir-interesting-shockleton:

Amazing

put this on my grave stone 

Ok

epochayur:

people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

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if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

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lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

image

 

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"There is something at the bottom of every new human thought, every thought of genius, or even every earnest thought that springs up in any brain, which can never be communicated to others, even if one were to write volumes about it and were explaining one’s idea for thirty-five years; there’s something left which cannot be induced to emerge from your brain, and remains with you forever; and with it you will die, without communicating to anyone perhaps the most important of your ideas." - Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Idiot (via suspnd)

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